Happy Birthday - Who Cares

Because not everyone’s here to make a fuss.

This brilliantly sassy birthday card features a cat strutting across a birthday cake, unapologetically flicking off the toppings like the diva it is — because honestly, it doesn’t really care that it’s your birthday.

Perfect for those who appreciate a little sarcasm with their celebrations (or for that cat lover who’ll definitely get the joke), this card is made for friends with a sense of humour as sharp as a cat’s glare.

It says “Happy birthday”… but don’t expect me to sing about it.

Because deep down, they care — they just won’t show it.