Solid State Absolute Scented Candle - Pineapple/Musk/Blackcurrent

Okay, we know what you're thinking, pineapple? But trust us, this isn't some tropical drink at the beach. This is the pineapple that hits the gym and benches twice its weight. Then, we throw in some musk - raw, primal, it's like the scent equivalent of a bear wrestling a shark. Finally, a dab of blackcurrant to give it an edge, a hint of sweetness in a world of strength. So, suit up, light an Absolute, and watch as the world bends to your will. It's like cologne for your living room.